The Wishing Cow

John watched the cow from behind the tree, he took one step forward... and farted. He ran as fast as he could with incredible speed back to his best friend Ryan. "Dude what happened, why is your face red? Don't tell me you've upset the cow!" Yelled Ryan. "No...I, it's much worse! Crap, what do I do Ryan?!" Panicky John begins to clap his hands. "Well that's easy idiot! Tell me what happened before you start clapping your hands like a maniac." John made sure they were a safe distance away from the field. "I... well... dude I farted in front of a magical creature, maybe the cow thinks Im a repulsive human being...AND MAYBE, just maybe the cow wont want to grant my wish!" Ryan began to laugh, "Well at least the cow has honest thoughts." The two boys grabbed their bicycles and headed back to Worthington Elementary School. It was early morning and they waited as the school began to fill up with students. The boys decided to wait for Carolina Mcdonald, who happened to be the the most popular girl in school at the moment. When the boys spotted her near the lunch table they quickly took out a small notebook. "Hey Carolina we were wondering if you would tell us about the wish you made...It's for a homework assignment I'm doing on wishes and stuff." Said Ryan. "Sure it's pretty simple dorks, I wished on a cow in Farmer Jerry's field." Carolina gave a subtle smirk. "Well obviously, before you were Carolina the twig now you've upgraded to just Cow-alina!" John shoved Ryan in the shoulder. "Ignore him, Carolina I think you are the most amazing person in the school, skinny or with...thirty more pounds on you..And I like cows, why Im a vegetarian myself." "Yeah, Yeah Whatever just tell us how you made the wish and how you made it come true let's put the crap aside, heres the dealio, me and John here are wishing to buy an endless supply of them juicy burgers over at Giant Burger, so tell us the..." Carolina coughed "I thought John here was Vegetarian, what a bunch of lying losers." John blushed, "Im going for the endless supply of veggie burgers and fries actually but anyways..." The bell rang and the students began to rush to their classes. Carolina began to walk away. "Wait arent you going to tell us!" The boys cried. "Carolina rolled her eyes, "It's simple... both of you can do it too, I guarantee it, I made a wish to gain weight... then I ate the cow simple isnt it?"

THE END...OR TO BE CONTINUED...(NOT SURE YET).