The Great Dali.

Salvador Dali. He was a famous painter. He was known for mostly being a surrealist painter. Have you seen his paintings? His paintings are amazing! Here have a painting

Amazing right? Well more crazy but they're really cool. Have you seen the painting of a dessert with melting clocks? Yup that's his painting. Even if you haven't here it is

 I think Dali might be one of my favorite artists. Pshh who needs Picasso. All he did was draw cubes. Hey wanna hear a joke? Of course you do! What do you get if you cross a painter with a boxer?
               
.................Muhammad Dali!